#you are missing a vital part of this equation #bruce DOES SOMETHING COOL #and tony DOESN’T KNOW WHAT #i mean come on if the world was at all fair #people would be like programs #you enter in all the right data and you get the proper result #push button get bacon #or in this case #poke side get enormous rage monster #WHY #WON’T #YOU #WORK #also lbr it’s pretty hilarious don’t lie
#i believe this fits in perfectly with the scientific method hm yes #1. identify the problem— he is not angry and green so i cannot study it #2. gather information— sources say he will turn angry and green if i provoke him #3. form hypothesis— i believe he will become angry and turn green when i poke him with this zappy thing #4. conduct experiment— poke him with zappy thing #5. observe results— he did not turn angry and green when i poked him with the zappy thing #6. form conclusion— he must have it under control with like calm jazz and bongo drums
